![]() We do understand that John Cena has something to say. And if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to take the man of the house out to dinner. ![]() On Sunday, it will be Brock’s title, but in the meantime, my client has already conquered the WWE Universe which makes all of you Brock’s servants. Ladies and gentlemen, my client wishes you to know that as of this moment, this is Brock’s house now. So here’s some free advice with SummerSlam drawing near, get it out your damn system when you say the champ is here, because with six days away from the west coast’s biggest arena, where my client, Brock Lesnar, will conquer John Cena. You say your time is now.īrock says your calendar’s out of date. I mean you’ve beaten all the best, but now Lesnar’s on your plate. You’re gonna beat Brock’s ass because you’re the doctor of the thugs. And on the 17th of August, on your title, he shall feast. You see, my name is Paul Heyman and my client is the beast. And he likes to have his fun, but not at your expense. And the beating that awaits John Cena is that of a shakespearean tragedy. And the Brock Lesnar that John Cena fought was Brock Lesnar at 50% and that Brock Lesnar still laid down a beating on John Cena that John Cena couldn’t recover from. Brock Lesnar was still battling diverticulitis which ended his UFC career. And the beating that Brock Lesnar laid down on John Cena is something that needs to be addressed, because when John Cena got that tainted victory over Brock Lesnar, Brock will never make an excuse.īut i’ll stooge this off, Brock. Ladies and gentlemen, at Extreme Rules in 2012, my client, Brock Lesnar, got his hands on John Cena and while John Cena admittedly won the match, even John Cena will tell you that he lost the fight. Now, my client has gotten his hands on John Cena in the past to with I offer you this historical perspective. Now stands John Cena, so this is our message to the Cenation, if you’re a fan of John Cena, don’t miss SummerSlam, because when John Cena comes out here and says, you can’t see me, he ain’t lying, because after this Sunday when Brock Lesnar is through with John Cena, you ain’t gonna see John Cena around here anymore. And if Hulk Hogan ever came back for revenge against Brock Lesnar, there would be no birthday celebration tonight, hint, hint. And when Brock was done with Hulk Hogan, no Hulkamaniac got their eyes on their hero for at least a year. When Brock was a rookie in WWE, he got his hands on a man named, Hulk Hogan. And if you are a fan of The Rock and you knew what was coming, you would never have missed that match, because after Brock got his hands on The Rock, The Rock wasn’t around for six to eight months. When Brock Lesnar was a rookie in WWE, he got his hands on a man called Dwayne Johnson. If you are an Undertaker fan, you wouldn’t dare have missed WrestleMania. And if you are a fan of The Undertaker and I told you before WrestleMania and I did tell you before WrestleMania that this would be the look of shock on everyone’s face when Brock Lesnar drove The Undertaker down into the canvas and put the streak out of the conquerer’s misery. My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania. So, let’s understand one thing, those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it to which I offer you this historical perspective. Because you see, ladies and gentlemen, bad things happen to good people when you step into the ring with Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar wants to address fans of John Cena. See, my client has asked me to come out here tonight and sell SummerSlam to the Cenation. If I have to come out here right now and explain to you the history making beating that John Cena will suffer this Sunday at SummerSlam, you’re missing the entire point. Now, before I begin my dissertation where I get to educate you all, let me give you just a taste of what I do on Monday Night Raw. And in six days, I will be the advocate for the reigning defending WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world, The Conquerer, Brock Lesnar. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. ![]() Let me in the comment section below, what are your favorite Paul Heyman Promos?ġ0.) Paul Heyman Vows Brock Lesnar Will Give John Cena A Beating At SummerSlam – Aug– Monday Night Raw This week i’ll be re-transcribing my 10 favorite promos from the advocate for Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman. ![]()
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